… Hello there. Never seen your face around here before.

What’s a… What you just said?

timboxreloaded:

This guy challenges Samurai Jack in the rain. He looks a lot like a pimp version of Mr. T to me.

nebulalupus:

[ x ]

metallikato:

This is what this Anon meant (watch out, boob alert)

HEY MAD JACK, OUR BOOBS ARE THE SAME SIZE. 

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THIS

THIS IS PROBABLY WHY I DON’T COME ONTO THIS WEBSITE VERY OFTEN

metallikato:

Someone whistled at Josephine.

Then Mad Jack went samurai on their butts, Josephine pulled a pair of pistols from God knows where, and they both got banned from the beach. 

metallikato:

atomictiki replied to your post: $5 says MJ and Josie got banned from the beach…

I just imagine Aku as the lifeguard NO RUNNING BY THE POOOOOOOOOOOOOL! FOOOOOLISH SAMURAI PANTS ARE A REQUIREMENT!

Omfg dude— 

Knowing Josephine, this would probably happen.

teacupballerina:

samurai jack AU in which aku is the crazy human pilot of a giant semiorganic transforming mecha and samurai jack holds the only weapon capable of damaging this thing

basically ive been watching/exposing myself to too much evangelion and i mean genndy has a thing for giant robots anyway sooooo

timboxreloaded:

And Samurai Jack, please take advice from your mom, The Empress, as well.

(Considering that Mother’s Day is usually in May)

helbetico:

Aku from Samurai Jack