I HAVE RETURNED.

(( aaaand I just remembered how Mad Jack really likes to fluster Adeline and chase hates him for it

what if

they got together and

one day

"oh yeah I did the frickle frackle w/ ur mum whOOPS" ))

(( … I wish I had a tablet. ))

((if you didn’t know it before: he lives in some woods that are a few miles away from one of Aku’s many giant metropolise. - the main Aku City. They’re kind of sparse nearer to the city, then there’s a bunch of flat land lying in between. His house is sort of small.))

The teen, clad in reds and blacks, smiled at him. "Hello. My name is Amanda." She gracefully performed a full curtsy.

The dark samurai himself was also clad in red and black, very similar if not exact in appearance to Samurai Jack; once piercing red scleras and dark, mischievous eyes had softened over time, blinking at the newcomer. A small smile crossed his face as he greeted her. “Greetings, Amanda. You may call me Mad Jack,” he said as he bowed to her. “What brings you to these parts?”

(( Canonically, Mad Jack is kind of an asshole.

What if Smack Cams.

Imagine it.

He puts a bunch of lotion onto his hand, runs by Scotsman sitting down at a table and smacks him and runs away laughing like the arsebutt he is.

The next time he tries that, Scotsman is ready and grabs him by his gi and drags him along the floor. ))

((Funny how I kind of took a break from this blog and only roleplayed casually… Then I decided to roleplay nsfw stuff and suddenly it has tainted my thoughts about MJ.))

*SUDDENLY WALKS IN* What do you mean, tainted your thoughts?

((… YOU HEARD NOTHING! *RUNS AWAY*))

Hmph. That was odd, to say the least.

Anyway.

*Strides into you inbox dressed in a baggy hat, tight tank-top, and some pink panties with the word “SASS” imprinted across the back of them. -Starts twerking.*
Anonymous

*cringes violently and shuts inbox*

Well well well, if it ain't the dark 'n' sinful part of our neapolitan sundae~... How's it goin', Darlin'? ;)

Dark? … Sinful? Uh… It’s been going all right, I suppose. Yourself?

WE FORGIVE YOU JUST POST STUFF YOU PRECIOUS THING! *Flails arms*
Anonymous

Whoa, whoa, calm down a bit, will you?! I’ll try to use is account more, I promise!

burntout-spiritualist:

ask-thedarksamurai:

(( I’M-SO-SORRY-FOR-ABANDONING-THIS-ACCOUNT-FOR-SO-LONG-PLEASE-FORGIVE-ME ))

((ALL THAT MATERS IS THAT YOU’RE BACK AMIGO))

((YAAAAAY NOW I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO DO BESIDES HOMEWORK AND ROBO-STUFF-AND-THINGS LORI

… I blame you for saying ‘Lori’ all the time.))